Sometimes I think that chess players are strange creatures…a bit different somehow.
I found some chess jokes for you in Germany that I have translated into English.
In the chess club:
“I am Black.” “I know.”
“I improved my English, Spanish, French, Russian and Italien.”
“Then you must be a genius!”
“You can speak so many languages…”
“I am talking about chess openings and not languages.”
“My wife said, she will leave me, when I take part in this chess tournament next week.”
“So what will you do?”
“1.e4, like always!”
Two chess players wanted to go to a chess tournament together by car.
After some time the driver had to check his street map:
“What do you think? Is it better if we take the main variation or the side variation?”
Two chess players walked to the railway station but were intensely discussing the Spanish chess opening. After some time they realized that they were walking in the wrong direction.
One of them said: “Shit, I didn’t memorize the right way to the railway station.”
A chess player said to his friend:
“My dog can play chess!”
“How strong? What’s his rating?” asked his friend.
A car accident:
First driver leaves his car shouting: “It is your fault, you took the wrong way.”
“There is only one right way! Ne4!”
Two chess players are immersed in a game of chess:
Suddenly one of them makes a move and shouts: “Check!”
The other: “Shut up, Idiot!”
A chess player joined the Mormon Church. One day he wanted to take part in a chess tournament held on a Sunday.
“The heavenly father does not allow this..to play games on Sundays.”, one of the church members said to him.
The chess player left the Mormon church the next day and never returned.
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